It would be nice if everyone played international cricket barebodied in a laboratory the size of Lords, with electrodes and sensors attached to their bodies.

If we can have stump cameras that monitor for verbal abuse, why not barebodied cricket. I bet it will increase the female fan following for cricket.
Just think of Andy Flintoff or Shane Bond charging in to bowl barebodied wearing just Bermudas or something.

But seriously, who do you think is worse, Murali or Shoaib? We have a former Indian captain who says that if Murali's hand is deformed, he should have chosen a different game to play. He goes a step further and says most modern bowlers chuck at least one ball an over when the cameramen and umpires get a bit sleepy.