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Posted 19 February 2003 - 07:45 PM

We raise our glass to our wives and lovers...."May they never meet."
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best
toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of
the night."

She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."

"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night, with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been
there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by
the ears to make him come."

Know any good toasts???
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 12:14 PM

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