This is BammBamm's birthday. Happy Birthday BammBamm
Posted 13 March 2003 - 06:16 PM
Originally posted by vigorous
When I was a kid, I always wanted a monkey.
I have two questions:
(a) Is she/he obedient?
( Does she/he stink?
She is a bitch. She's almost 20 now and stays in an outdoor cage thats enclosed with glass, this is butted up against the house.
It has a small room where she sleeps. This faces a window that opens for food and conversation.
This time of year, she spends most of her time in there. She has a small color tv and a heat lamp.
Stink, is probably an understatement. All primates have a smell.
Cleaning out the cage is always an exercise in gag control .
Bammers is a stump tail macaque. Native to Thailand. She is the size of a 2 year old child, but has the strength of a man.
Needless to say, she does not cuddle.
Cute when young, grumpy when older.
Posted 13 March 2003 - 06:30 PM
If you ever watch Jeff Corwin on Animal Planet, he is most likely to run from this small but brave little creature.
She's mellow for the most part, only making a screech in the mornings when she wakes up and wants to be fed.
But because of her great strength, we no longer can cuddle.
Posted 14 March 2003 - 01:48 AM
Originally posted by Mission
Happy Birthday BammBamm, hope you have many more!
Give'em hell in Bedrock!
For your birthday, I made a donation in your name...to the Mission. Make that the Mission and her Vacation Dreams. It is a worthy cause, trust me.
Xexon....do you let people touch your monkey?
My monkey would tear your arm off and shove it up your a**.
The answer is....................no.
Posted 14 March 2003 - 04:04 AM
i've a lady friend (just a friend, OK?!?!) in canada - blonde, age 37, single, feisty & likes boots, named Robin. her b-day's on saturday.
it's a day early . . .. .but just for the hell of it, let's jam her in-box
everyone who reads this, say, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBIN!"
robin's e-mail: email@example.com
i will report back to PRAVDA in a couple days with a thread documenting the results!!!!!!!!!!!!
go to it, y'all!
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