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#1 vigorous

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Posted 13 March 2003 - 05:25 PM

Where have you been?
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#2 xexon

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Posted 13 March 2003 - 05:32 PM

I have a monkey named Bamm Bamm :)


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#3 vigorous

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Posted 13 March 2003 - 05:40 PM

When I was a kid, I always wanted a monkey.

I have two questions:

(a) Is she/he obedient?

(B) Does she/he stink?
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Posted 13 March 2003 - 06:03 PM

Happy Birthday BammBamm, hope you have a
wonderful day!!!
http://www.sanfords....yBirthday11.gif
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#5 xexon

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Posted 13 March 2003 - 06:16 PM

Originally posted by vigorous
When I was a kid, I always wanted a monkey.

I have two questions:

(a) Is she/he obedient?

(B) Does she/he stink?



She is a bitch. She's almost 20 now and stays in an outdoor cage thats enclosed with glass, this is butted up against the house.

It has a small room where she sleeps. This faces a window that opens for food and conversation.

This time of year, she spends most of her time in there. She has a small color tv and a heat lamp.

Stink, is probably an understatement. All primates have a smell.
Cleaning out the cage is always an exercise in gag control . :)

Bammers is a stump tail macaque. Native to Thailand. She is the size of a 2 year old child, but has the strength of a man.

Needless to say, she does not cuddle.

Cute when young, grumpy when older.


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#6 vigorous

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Posted 13 March 2003 - 06:18 PM

She must be lonely. That's why she's grumpy.

Monkeys have their own Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs.
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#7 xexon

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Posted 13 March 2003 - 06:30 PM

That part of it I'm sure, but macaques as a species are very tempermental.

If you ever watch Jeff Corwin on Animal Planet, he is most likely to run from this small but brave little creature.

She's mellow for the most part, only making a screech in the mornings when she wakes up and wants to be fed.

But because of her great strength, we no longer can cuddle.


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#8 lynn

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Posted 13 March 2003 - 10:47 PM

:) ,,,,,.....
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#9 schlauchi

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Posted 13 March 2003 - 11:02 PM

Happy Birthday BamBam:cool:
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Posted 13 March 2003 - 11:07 PM

Happy B-D BB. :D:D:D
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Posted 13 March 2003 - 11:38 PM

Happy Birthday to you Bammbamm! And I don't throw around birthday greetings to just anyone.
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#12 vigorous

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Posted 14 March 2003 - 12:04 AM

So - you have candles to blow out and a wish to make.

Assume for the purpose of #37 it is not bad luck
to disclose this wish.

What would it be?
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Posted 14 March 2003 - 12:17 AM

Happy Birthday BammBamm!

I love you

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#14 vigorous

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Posted 14 March 2003 - 12:26 AM

I hope the next lottery ticket you buy pays off,
big-time.
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Posted 14 March 2003 - 01:48 AM

Originally posted by Mission
Happy Birthday BammBamm, hope you have many more! :cool:
Give'em hell in Bedrock!

For your birthday, I made a donation in your name...to the Mission. Make that the Mission and her Vacation Dreams. It is a worthy cause, trust me. :D

Xexon....do you let people touch your monkey? ;)



My monkey would tear your arm off and shove it up your a**.

The answer is....................no.


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Posted 14 March 2003 - 03:22 AM

BammBamm's birthday? Today?
Happy birthday BammBamm, and if anyone on Pravda ever decides to criticize your lilly-white a***, sue them at your earliest convinience...
Best wishes,
stranger.
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Posted 14 March 2003 - 03:58 AM

b-day's as good an excuse aS any for a group grope . . .




HAPPY F'IN B-DAY, BAMM BAMM!!!!! :)
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Posted 14 March 2003 - 04:01 AM

Bam Bamm...........celebrate for us too!

Stay out of trouble nuckle-head! Have a great weekend!!

This RED Stripe is for U!.....old 37 U say????? LOL
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#19 elvis

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Posted 14 March 2003 - 04:04 AM

OK, i've got a fun idea :cool:

i've a lady friend (just a friend, OK?!?!) in canada - blonde, age 37, single, feisty & likes boots, named Robin. her b-day's on saturday.

it's a day early . . .. .but just for the hell of it, let's jam her in-box ;)

everyone who reads this, say, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBIN!"


robin's e-mail: buttercuprobin@hotmail.com


i will report back to PRAVDA in a couple days with a thread documenting the results!!!!!!!!!!!!

go to it, y'all! :P
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#20 elvis

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Posted 14 March 2003 - 04:05 AM

this will freak her shite out!:D
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