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#81 longrider

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:52 AM

don't worry chorny, next time
we'll make it better.
here the joke:
Oberammergau in Upper-Bavaria
is a well known tourist place
because of famous clerical events a.s.o.
Also carving artists produce endless
clerical motivs such as krucifix for souvenirshops .
Once came an american tourist to
a carving workshop, asking for a
specially sad looking jesus on the cross.
The artist worked a while, showed him ,
but the client was not yet satisfied.
Can't you make him not still a little
more sad looking.
He asked always.
So it went on for sometimes, when suddenly
the carver looked at his masterpiece
and put it beside.
Why you do this now, asked the impatient
client. -
" Because he is smiling now ".
Was the cavers awnser.
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#82 Adrian

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:26 PM

> 03-27-2003 12:46 PM

1.5 month have passed, and they still haven't arrived :cool:
Maybe they didn't had money to pay the trainticket :rolleyes:
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#83 HABIB

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:38 PM

marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching and marching.

That Soviet era mechanized equipment is all broke down in the desert.
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Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:44 PM

Maybe they had to stop to phuck the yankz wives since those yankee pussies are just that :D
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#85 Adrian

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:48 PM

CHORNYVOLK,
> Maybe they had to stop to phuck the yankz wives since those yankee pussies are just that :D

C'mon Chorny, it's commonly known that they all suffer from premature ejaculation, so it should only delay them 6-9 seconds / day :P
You better come up with a better explanation than that.
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#86 GiBi

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 10:01 PM

Didn't hope to get such a good diagnostic confirmation from the same Chorny.
Worth another he, he.
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Posted 09 May 2003 - 07:01 PM

Premature ejaculation ? Highly doubt it ,ask my lady if I have that problem .They call me the energizer ..keeps on going and going :D Maybe its the Danes who have that problem or in the case of the yankz the wives are so ugly that the guys just want to get it over with so they are quick squirts :D
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#88 GiBi

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Posted 09 May 2003 - 09:14 PM

Same diversionary tactics as stl in the other cult thread.
Again understandable, but pityful just the same.
This time I don't even ask what was the rationale behind the alleged news.
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#89 stl

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Posted 09 May 2003 - 10:49 PM

? ?? ????? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???, ??????????? ??????????.
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Posted 10 May 2003 - 12:13 AM

I don't know why I'm bumping this...but here goes!

Bump!
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#91 USC

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Posted 10 May 2003 - 12:38 AM

bump your asss, yankee azzholes!
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Posted 10 May 2003 - 12:43 AM

Russians pigz, I hate to kick them, they remind me of a three legged blind dog that has been neutered long ago.
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Posted 10 May 2003 - 12:56 AM

Rock,

Why are you spamming?!
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Posted 10 May 2003 - 10:05 AM

so much for junk software, what happened to your 30 seconds per post filter?
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#95 GiBi

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Posted 10 May 2003 - 10:32 AM

stl, bu going to insults - even pudically under russian form - you got it wrong; my qyestion was serious, adn it still holds.
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#96 Jabbo

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Posted 10 May 2003 - 03:34 PM

USC,
In the Korean War, What did the Soviet pilots of the
MIG- 15 Think of the USA F- 86 Sabre Jet?
I hope some lived to talk about it.
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Posted 20 May 2003 - 04:18 PM

are those troops still marching or they went AWOL?
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#98 sl0tw0n

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Posted 20 May 2003 - 04:23 PM

You ever tried walking from russia to iraq via iran?
Its a long walk you know!


and dont you even think of doubting the word of the enlightened USC, they ARE there...
they're just stopping by some teheran strip joints...or casino
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#99 Adrian

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Posted 20 May 2003 - 05:17 PM

sl0tw0n,

> and dont you even think of doubting the word of the enlightened USC, they ARE there...
they're just stopping by some teheran strip joints...or casino

Maybe the Russians send those female soldiers that participated in the beauty contest, and the women forgot to wear proper islamic outfit when passing Iran, so they became arrested.
You can find the russian female army in the Iranian prisons now.
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#100 pg18

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Posted 20 May 2003 - 05:24 PM

This thread is still around!!! Jeez, that must be embarassing!!!


I guess it doesn't pay to be a dumbass
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