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#421 Saddam

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 03:33 AM

Why did the Israelis win the Six-Day War?
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 03:34 AM

Because the equipment was rented.
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 03:37 AM

"A wealthy Boston Brahmin was on his deathbed. The end was near,
and he asked his three business partners, a Catholic, a Protestant, and
a Jew, to come to the hospital to discuss some matters pertaining to his
estate.
'You boys know I have no family,' he began, 'so I'm dividing my
wealth among the three of you, in three equal shares. As a sign of your
good friendship, however, I would like each of you to make a token
gesture after I'm gone, by putting a thousand dollars into my coffin
before it is lowered into the ground.'
Several days later, the funeral was conducted according to the wishes
of the deceased. At the appropriate time, the Catholic friend walked up
to the coffin and placed in it an envelope containing one thousand
dollars. The Protestant friend came forward and did likewise. Finally,
the Jew walked up to the coffin, took out the two envelopes, and
replaced them with a check for three thousand dollars."
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 03:39 AM

"[In one case] the front of the card pictures a Jewish woman hugging
Santa. The copy reads, 'Merry Christmas! Thank goodness for
Gentiles.' The inside reads, 'Somebody has to buy retail!'
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 03:45 AM

"It is Yom Kippur. A man comes to the synagogue in a state of obvious
excitement. The usher is at the door looking at admission tickets. As the
man tries to walk in, the usher stops him: 'Let's see your ticket.'
'I don't have a ticket. I just want to see my brother, Abe Teitelbaum.
I have an important message for him.'
'A likely story. There's always someone like you, trying to sneak in
in for the High Holy Day services. Forget it, friend. Try somewhere
else.'
'Honest. I swear to you. I have to tell my brother something. You'll
see. I'll only be a minute.'
The usher gave him a long look. 'All right,' he says, 'I'll give you the
benefit of the doubt. You can go in. But don't let me catch you praying!"
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 03:55 AM

"The Torah lights, the Torah shines, but only money warms."
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 04:00 AM

"The goy is treyf [forbidden] but his money is kosher
[acceptable]."
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:37 PM

I were a young man again, I'd like to take a weapon of mass destruction ( a bulldozer), and run down king sharoon's mudder fuggin fense!.....from one end to the other, of course! :D
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 09:51 PM

Zionism found enough ears in its infancy years to be actualized. It succeeded, but not because of its nobility. But, rather, because on the one hand, there was the steaming thrust of a well-organized and resourceful nationalistic movement behind it , and, on the other hand, it had the blessings and solid support of both the United States and the United Kingdom, each for his own motive. The American motive was stated clearly by former United States President Harry Truman :"I am sorry gentlemen, but I have to answer to hundreds of thousands who are anxious for the success of Zionism. I do not have hundreds of thousands of Arabs among my constituents ."




President Clinton behaves like an obedient child of Israel and does not know how to say `No.'" -- Nahum Barnea, Israeli writer (From Washington Report, July 1996


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#430 ALLEGRO

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:06 PM

That's why I love Jews ...

You can lie about them, insult them, post your ProPalGanda shiite over them, Jealous them (and you have lot of reasons to do so)... and still They (The Jews) will prosper, succeed, flourish and win while your AntiSemitic hearts will expose.

They Pee over you and you shout it is rain. How nice moron you are playing in your cage of lunatic.

:D :D :D
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#431 ALLEGRO

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:09 PM

HERE ARE DREAMS OF TYPICAL LUNATIC HATER:

Originally posted by HAZ
I were a young man again, I'd like to take a weapon of mass destruction ( a bulldozer), and run down king sharoon's mudder fuggin fense!.....from one end to the other, of course! :D



YOU SEE WHAT I MENT!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D
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#432 gonzo

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:13 PM

'Every time we do something, you [Shimon Peres] tell me America will do this and will do that... I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it.'



Ariel Sharon.......Present day Israeli Prime Minister,
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"The only two non-Jews in the communist conspiracy were Chambers and Hiss...Every other one was a Jew and it raised hell with us."



Statement of President Richard Nixon in 1971
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whether your a Jew or zionist makes no difference...your words and beliefs represent their evil..you are a traitor and should be put up against a wall
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