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#1 KoWT

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Posted 19 April 2003 - 05:17 PM

My son showed me this "poem" made of of malaprops from our fearless leader:

:rolleyes:
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

http://snopes.com/po...h/piehigher.php
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Posted 19 April 2003 - 06:17 PM

George McGovern doesn't consider that there's much poetry in today's administration.
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Posted 19 April 2003 - 06:38 PM

As poetry goes I have seen worse

and in this forum
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#4 KoWT

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Posted 19 April 2003 - 08:53 PM

Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus, and we petty men
Walk under his huge legs and peep about
To find ourselves dishonourable graves.
Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.

--WS

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#5 KoWT

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 10:33 PM

Make the pie higher!
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 10:50 PM

re vigorous' post

Eugene McCarthy wrote poetry during his campaign

Saddam Hussein is writing poetry in jail.

God protect the rights of all prisoners.
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#7 vigorous

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 11:24 PM

Museum of Bad Art
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 01:08 AM

http://www.museumofb...traiture-3.html

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 01:10 AM

The flesh tones bring to mind the top shelf liqueurs of a border bistro. With an astonishing emphasis on facial bone structure, the artist flirts with caricature and captures features of Mamma's face which remind us of a former First Lady. The upright marionettish pose of the babe hints that the early bond between mother and child is as formal as it is familiar. Good old fashioned parental respect is at the center of this celebration of color and contour.


Indeed!:P
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