So, how many orbits around the Sun have you made?
Thirty-nine, unless you discount those few missing months when I was abducted by illegal aliens from Horsehead Nebula.
But, damned if I don't feel a day over sixty-four & a half.
Is it still your birthday?
Actually, Mr. Presedent, I'm celebrating anniversary #39.
And please extend my thanks to Laura for the crocheted doily coaster set we got in the mail, yesterday.
Hey—I need to stop by the ranch sometime this week and get back my chainsaw that you & Rummy borrowed. I just got promoted to Deputy Assistant Chief Interrogator at the SouthCentral Kansas branch of the Office of Homeland Security, and I wanna make a good first impression, so as I don't get too misunderestimated, right outta the gate.
Wellsir? Arright, din. Have a good-n!
Happy Birthday Bammster! *hic*
Tnx, mate! My shout.
"Bartendah!?! This man's money's no good, here. Go ahead & put his bill on my tab."
"Roight. Wellsuh, including tax, that'll be seven hundred forty-three quid. Even."
"Damn it, Shilka! I can't take you any
where anymore. Now lay off those last few jello shots and try
to make yourself at least halfway presentable for your upcoming job interview, you flippin' scally! :mad:"
Respite = running away in terror from our stronghold of logic and innate knowledge...
Har, har. We'll be waiting for you when you come back, with torches and cudgels...lots of cudgels...pikes, too, if the pike order came through...
In the meantime, have a good one...you and Pebbles and the rest of the Bedrock gang...
Wow, Katje. :eek: You guys sure have some strange customs, up there. Here in the states, we usu'lly just mete out a single swat on the bum per each year of service, with the obligatory "one to grow on", +, "a pinch to grow an inch".
Not to jinx myself, but it sounds to me like you've completely failed to secure a marauding mob of angry villagers bearing pitchforks and chronic halitosis.
That's okay, though. I'll see in my in-laws can't fill in, if they get back home from the flea market in time, that is...
Spanky Doodle Bamm