He woke up in middle of night and went to drink some water. While he was about to sleep again he saw an extra-large cockroach on floor. He tried to get rid of cockroach by using slippers but it was a hard one..... In morning, man saw, it was not a cockroach it was his old-fashioned hearing-aid device which had fallen from his ear.
My friend is very fond of education.
He spends three years in one class.
Villager to railway office person: When will the train of 3’o clock come?
Office person: At 2.60 sharp!
Villager : I knew that they have changed the time.
Little boy everyday telephones to house of his ex-teacher of mathematics.
Teacher’s wife: How many times I have told you he has left your school permanently, why do you keep calling?
Boy: Because it sounds so nice that he has left school.