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[Mir-Peace]

Peace be on everyone.

Father: I'm sorry that you're the laziest student at school. 
Son: It's not my fault. The boy who was lazier than me, has left the school....I am going to gymnasium. 

Father: Good news.

Son: I am going there to cancel my membership.

 

 

 

Class teacher: You cannot sleep in my class.

Boy: I can only if you do not speak loud.

Edited by Mir-Peace, 27 April 2018 - 07:20 AM.

[Mir-Peace]

He woke up in middle of night and went to drink some water. While he was about to sleep again he saw an extra-large cockroach on floor. He tried to get rid of cockroach by using slippers but it was a hard one..... In morning, man saw, it was not a cockroach it was his old-fashioned hearing-aid device which had fallen from his ear.

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My friend is very fond of education.

How?

He spends three years in one class.

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Villager to railway office person: When will the train of 3’o clock come?

Office person: At 2.60 sharp!

Villager : I knew that they have changed the time.

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Little boy everyday telephones to house of  his ex-teacher of mathematics.

Teacher’s wife: How many times I have told you he has left your school permanently, why do you keep calling?

Boy: Because it sounds so nice that he has left school.