Peace be on everyone.
Father: I'm sorry that you're the laziest student at school.
Son: It's not my fault. The boy who was lazier than me, has left the school....I am going to gymnasium.
Father: Good news.
Son: I am going there to cancel my membership.
Class teacher: You cannot sleep in my class.
Boy: I can only if you do not speak loud.
Edited by Mir-Peace, 09 December 2016 - 06:14 AM.