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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Redneck Girl are in the same bar.


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#1 Mario Milano

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 12:51 AM

                                       A Mexican, a Jew, and a Redneck Girl are in the same bar.

 

                    

 

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

 

 

 

 

The Jew, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his UZI, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Israel, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

 

 

 

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Jew. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Jews that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'


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#2 Mrs. Shaktiman

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:35 PM

Very Funny! Enjoyed the joke  :)


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