You may recognize whose style this is written in.
Hardly a day goes by when the universe isn't demanding that I exercise my demons.
Right, so I decided to take my demons for morning walks... but they still weren't satisfied, and so
I decided to include evening walks in addition to the morning walks... but they still weren't satisfied!
Well, I'm doing my best to please the universe, so I decided to sign a contract with the local gym where me
and my demons workout at least three times a week... but they still weren't satisfied!
What am I to do, my demons and I go for walks twice daily and workout hard at the gym--take up cliff climbing?
Then came this loud scream "EXORCISE YOUR DEMONS!!" you nit wit.
Oh... 'exorcise' and not 'exercise' my demons... that's different some how.