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#1 Vanka Savolov

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Posted 23 September 2017 - 03:12 PM

You may recognize whose style this is written in.


Hardly a day goes by when the universe isn't demanding that I exercise my demons.

Right, so I decided to take my demons for morning walks... but they still weren't satisfied, and so

I decided to include evening walks in addition to the morning walks... but they still weren't satisfied!


Well, I'm doing my best to please the universe, so I decided to sign a contract with the local gym where me

and my demons workout at least three times a week... but they still weren't satisfied!


What am I to do, my demons and I go for walks twice daily and workout hard at the gym--take up cliff climbing?


Then came this loud scream "EXORCISE YOUR DEMONS!!" you nit wit.


Oh... 'exorcise' and not 'exercise' my demons... that's different some how.

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