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#1 Mario Milano

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 05:59 PM

Dick move: Navy flyboy flings firmament phallus for flabbergasted folk

Highway to the donger zone

By Shaun Nichols in San Francisco 17 Nov 2017

Sky-drawing of a phallus

Baller ... The pilot's silly scribble over Okanogan (Source: Facebook)

A US navy pilot in an EA-18G GROWLER is facing stiff action after crafting a novel flight pattern that left much of central Washington state staring up at an anatomy lesson.

The offending artist flew out of the Whidbey Island air station Thursday morning and deliberately painted the sky over the city of Okanogan with the ol' twig-n-berries.

Look, we'll stop beating about the bush: they drew a giant cock in the air. It isn't a bird, it isn't just a plane, it's a super dong, too.

Residents seemed to take the sky-scribble stroke of genius in their stride, with one mother telling the Spokesman-Review her 12-year-old son alerted her to the pilot's masterwork. "I thought it was pretty funny, and so did he. A lot of people have been talking about it," she said.

Unfortunately, the military's top brass, funnily enough, didn't care for the thrusting flight pattern, and are taking a rather hard stance. Officials argued that being able to control a multimillion-dollar war machine to trace out a giant mural of one's wedding tackle in the heavens isn't actually that amusing.

In a statement to The Register on Friday, a navy spokesperson said:

US Navy air crew, flying an F/A-18 Growler* (Electronic Attack Aircraft) assigned to Electronic Attack Squadron (VAQ) 130 based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island, Wash., flew an air pattern over Okanogan County, Wash., on Thursday, Nov. 16, that left a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground.

The Officers and Sailors of the United States Navy are professionals, held to the highest standards, while serving our nation with pride around world. The actions of this aircrew were wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values. We have grounded the aircrew and are conducting a thorough investigation - and we will hold those responsible accountable for their actions. The Navy apologizes for this irresponsible and immature act.

The Navy apologizes to anyone who was offended by this unacceptable action.

An investigation into this flight will be conducted and if appropriate, the aviator(s) responsible will be held accountable.

Yeah, and if they pull off a stunt like this again, they'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong no, wait, that's Top Gun.

Far be it from us to tell the United States Navy how to go about its business, but there does seem to be a valid point to be made that this pilot maty have been merely training for a career with NASA's extraterrestrial exploration team.

Our thoughts go out to the senior officer who has to, with a long straight face, tell a room full of pilots that this is absolutely not funny. ®

* The navy spokesperson told us the plane was an F/A-18 Growler. This appears to be an honest mistake: the Growler is actually the Boeing EA-18G.

Pics on link, they are not offensive but rather funny. http://www.theregist...y_rude_drawing/
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#2 Mario Milano

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 06:09 PM

Finally the US military doing something that their planes were really designed to do......make people laugh instead of killing children and old people

Edited by Mario Milano, 18 November 2017 - 06:11 PM.

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#3 Vanka Savolov

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 06:38 PM

Phallus in the sky!



That pilot did what should be done...

Not make war, but make fun!

The warhawks are mad, indeed,

because war is what they need.


War is antiquated as history shows.

We all get it, why they don't, who knows?

Give that pilot a resounding cheer!

Because the warhawk's end is near!

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 09:42 PM

Great Poem, Christo Alado too! 

I hope it is Lord of Life and Love Speaking through You.


There were numerous videos produced in Japan that have a traveling blind masseur bringing Truth, Mercy & Faith to many in his travels.

These videos present Christ's Gospel without all the verbage of preachers.

One of the principles occurring in most episodes is one from Revelation 13:10

"He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth (unjustly) with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints."

Edited by Ivan88, 19 November 2017 - 09:43 PM.

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