Under the leadership of Comrade Stalin, our people marches confidently on the road to Communism. With a feeling of great gratitude, turning their eyes to Comrade Stalin, the peoples of the Soviet Union, hundreds of millions of people of all countries of the world, progressive mankind see in Comrade Stalin their beloved leader and teacher, believe and know that the cause of Marx, Engels, Lenin and Stalin is invincible.
After he died, Stalin was not certain whether he wished to go to Heaven or to Hell. He asked for a tour of each. In heaven, he saw people engaged in quiet prayers and meditation; in Hell people were eating, drinking, dancing and generally having a good time. Stalin opted for Hell. He was led through a series of labyrinths into an area with boiling cauldrons. Several devils grabbed him. Stalin began to protest and pointed out that his tour he was shown people enjoying themselves. “That,” replied a devil, “was just propaganda.”