I went to get a flat tire repaired but the tire store was closed.
I went to the next one. Closed. Is it coronavirus?
Then I saw there's only about half the number of cars, and I freaked out
because I thought the rapture happened and I was left behind - with a flat tire.
So I checked the door at the third tire store and it said "closed for Canada day"
HAPPY CANADA DAY
the country that was not bad, years ago.