Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:52 AM
we'll make it better.
here the joke:
Oberammergau in Upper-Bavaria
is a well known tourist place
because of famous clerical events a.s.o.
Also carving artists produce endless
clerical motivs such as krucifix for souvenirshops .
Once came an american tourist to
a carving workshop, asking for a
specially sad looking jesus on the cross.
The artist worked a while, showed him ,
but the client was not yet satisfied.
Can't you make him not still a little
more sad looking.
He asked always.
So it went on for sometimes, when suddenly
the carver looked at his masterpiece
and put it beside.
Why you do this now, asked the impatient
" Because he is smiling now ".
Was the cavers awnser.
Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:38 PM
That Soviet era mechanized equipment is all broke down in the desert.
Posted 08 May 2003 - 09:48 PM
> Maybe they had to stop to phuck the yankz wives since those yankee pussies are just that
C'mon Chorny, it's commonly known that they all suffer from premature ejaculation, so it should only delay them 6-9 seconds / day
You better come up with a better explanation than that.
Posted 09 May 2003 - 07:01 PM
Posted 20 May 2003 - 05:17 PM
> and dont you even think of doubting the word of the enlightened USC, they ARE there...
they're just stopping by some teheran strip joints...or casino
Maybe the Russians send those female soldiers that participated in the beauty contest, and the women forgot to wear proper islamic outfit when passing Iran, so they became arrested.
You can find the russian female army in the Iranian prisons now.
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