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[Brendon]

WASHINGTON POST FEB3 U.S. PLANS TO NUKE ITSELF.
The Undersecretary To The Undersecretary Of The of the Cleaner's Staff of the WhiteHouse has stated that after Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, Britain, Australia, Syria (twice),Indonesia, Malaysia, Russia(and not Chechnyia, just to piss off the Ruskies!),Libya, Egypt, Botswania, Japan, Thailand, New Zealand, Canada, they plan to bomb themselves.

"We have discovered large caches of Weapons of Mass Destruction all over here." When asked why they would bomb themselves, the Undersecretary said replied: "If we don't go in, who will?"
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Just teasing, Eagle.....lol

[fabius]

called "Little Beirut" by Bush 41.

Paper complained about all the cost of overtime for police during anti-war demonstrations.

Heck we spend more than that on police every time Bush comes to town.

[platykitten]

....And this too shall come to pass!

[Brendon]

Dietrichbern,

Thanks, more power to ya!....But I got to confess, I made the WHOLE thing up....lol

As the Devil once said to his apprentice: "I've never told the truth in my life. And even that's a lie."

[Brendon]

Thank you JBNash! And thank you to the American war machine!
*Brendon approaches the podium*:

I don't know what to say. I had a speech written for this occasion. I guess all we want to say is thank you very much to the Academy. We're very thrilled to be the first to be wiped out after Iraq. Excepting for the murderous regimes you guys have propped up over the years, there are still many others who I thought would get this prize. Saudi Arabi, the birth place of Osama. North Korea, just sittin' there on the peninsular, smiling away. The list goes on...*sob*...as a young nation we never dreamed this award would come so soon......

[xagversum]

classico is right! ANd Brendon knew all along. I bet HE was that Aussie Bloke. And the German Guy.